greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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galaxybender:

nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE

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shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

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selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

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